It turned out that No 2's plane was very late and by the time we drove home in rush hour traffic we were two hours late.
No 1 did well in supervising No 3 and feeding him but within five minutes of entering the house:
- No 1 confessed he messed up some TV recording for Mr M (who, I'd like to add was in Madrid at a football game...)
- No 2 opened his suitcase in the middle of the corridor and started pulling out ridiculous amounts of chocolate
- No 3 burst into tears confessing he hadn't down his homework because he'd forgotten the sheet at school
- AND the dog went bonkers in the garden at a hedgehog.
Sigh.
I hid in the toilette and seriously contemplated sneaking out from the window and getting back into my car. Except... the downstairs toilet doesn't have a window.
Sigh.
Anyway, it took a while, but we sorted the recording and the homework and the suitcase got closed and taken upstairs and the dog brought inside.
Sigh.
Good night.
THIS MORNING however the stars hadn't re-aligned themselves any better:
- The hedgehog hadn't moved since last night so I donned goalie gloves and put it in a bowl in the sink. Called animal welfare. Not much use. We named it "Reginald" or "Prudence"... it's hard to say if a hedgehog is a girl or a boy.
- No 3 frantically did his Latin homework before school, then got picked up by somebody's grandmother (I hope) whilst No 1 sleepily supervised his exit and me and No 2 went to the osteopath.
- Unfortunately we kind of witnessed a head on collision on the way and stopped to call an ambulance which took ages.
- We were late to the osteo and a little bit shaken.
- Called the vet. Not much use either.
- Called the wildlife rescue centre. Told me to bring it in.
- We then went into town to buy school shoes. Always a barrel of laughter. Not.
- I then drove Reginald?Prudence? to the centre where they confirmed it was indeed injured and promised to look after it.
- Sigh.
- It wasn't even 11am by this point.
Is it wine o'clock yet? Please take the bag of mini marshmallow away from me!
Anyway, I turned one of my many eggcups into a pincushion:

Just because I felt like it.

And now if you'll excuse me... I still haven't made any of the beds!!
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Did I tell you about the morning I've had?
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