"boys turn that thing off and go upstairs to get changed"
One hour to go.
"Mum where did YOU put MY smart shirt?"
"Do I have to? it'll be dark in the theatre"
"Is it ok if I don't do the buttons and just put a jumper on top of it?"
Respectively No 2, No 1 and No 3.
"Change your trousers please, brush your teeth, no trainers I said! Go the the toilette, leave the dog in the kitchen and yes you can take your teddy but you'll have to leave it in the car"
Sigh.
I wonder if it would be different with girls.
I sigh again and prepare a bag with snacks for the car journey. We're only an hour away but sometimes food it's the only way to keep them quiet: the old adagio "don't speak with your mouth full" works on many levels.
Ten minutes to go.
Mr M walks in and hurries upstairs to get changed too.
Somehow, and I should add uncharacteristically, we made it to the theatre in plenty of time. We collect our tickets, we potter in the shop and find a still missing Christmas present, we order drinks and ice-creams for the interval.

We people watch. We admire the building (it was shortlisted for the 2011 Sterling Prize).
We find our seats.
For two hours the boys are enthralled by the story and the magical setting. They sit quietly (a part from No 3 who asks an average of fifty three questions every two minutes, but that's ok too, he's only little).
We drive home.

Just perfect.