What do you have by your back door?
one pair of Crocs
one squashed rubber pig (the dog's)
one pair of shoes
one orange and one blue plastic rackets of sort (terribly noisy things, like playing tennis with drums. Neighbours love us... not)
one plastic cricket bat
three wooden cricket bats (different sizes)
a small bottle of bat oil (cricket bat...not the bird kind)
one wooden sword and one rubber sword (life is not fair, right? better learn it when young!)
one cricket bat mallet (who knew you had to 'knock' a cricket bat for 2 &*&%$ weeks before using it?)
two hockey sticks
one wooden paddle thingy (one was left in Greece last summer)
one pair of pink rubber clogs (mine)
one tea towel (muddy)
one baseball cup
three stumps (and probably the doo-daah that goes on top is in there too... wicket? who knows. Hate cricket. Whoever decided it was a good idea playing in WHITE on GRASS in country where it RAINS a lot... deserves to be shot)
one weaving stick, broken
three non-matching goalie gloves
one baseball glove.
I'm not joking.
Life is pointless.