It's going to be random, ok?
- Half a day to go and No 1 leaves primary school.
- I bought waterproof mascara for the leavers' assembly tomorrow and my good friend advised not to put any on the bottom eyelashes to avoid panda eyes. I'm 100% sure I will cry and it pays to be prepared.
- On a lighter note... this cracks me up:
- a Lego man wearing speedos and a swimming cup. With a six pack. Brilliant.
- the blond dude has some serious cheekbones and the floppy hair of a frazzled Brad Pitt
- and what's with the hair style of the relay runner? why is he grinning?
- On Saturday we're leaving for two weeks. Two weeks without the computer. In the sun, by the pool, near a beach.
- No it's not the Betty Ford clinique for Pinterest addict, thanks for asking.
- When No 2 was asked to spread some Nutella on a piece of bread for his younger brother he wasn't happy. It took some persuasion but eventually he did it. However... he scratched the word 'pooh' on it with the back of the knife.
- There is no hope.
- Good penmanship.
- Will work on the attitude during the summer.
- It's still raining.
- This morning I managed to be late for the dentist, I forgot no 3's greek costume, and went shopping without my wallet. All before lunchtime.
- This is me, on the floor of Gifford Circus covered in a sheet splattered with fake blood, whilst Clown Tweedy juggles with swords and walks over me wearing a kilt.
- I hoped he had underwear on. My eyes were well shut.
- See, the whole Gifford Circus experience is not all jazzy music old lace and vintage clothes... it's also painful embarassement and possible blood trauma to the head.
- No 1 started texting girls.
- And doing this 'face-time' thing.
- They talk absolute nonsense.
- Do you remember how wonderful it was to talk nonsense with your friends?
- I feel old.
- Although I still do talk mainly nonsense with my friends.
- So long, be seeing ya.
